Trump’s Naughty and Nice List

The Trump Transition has been hard at work rewarding supporters and contributors with Cabinet positions and plotting ways to screw their enemies.  In the spirit of Christmas, Trump put together a Naughty and Nice List, to ensure that they don’t get the two mixed up. Here’s a peek: Mitt Romney – Naughty.  Mitt was a…

Thank You Hillary (Or Clinton Complaints Put the “Pain” in Campaign)

Even if you’re not a fan of Trump, Putin, or Kellyanne Conway, you’ve got to admit they have a point when it comes to the demoralized Clinton campaign team and the stream of excuses that have been dribbling out from them.  It’s Putin’s fault, it’s Comey’s fault, it’s Assange’s fault. It’s everyone’s fault but their…

Trump Transition Questions to Other Cabinet Departments

A questionaire from Donald Trump’s Transition Team to the Department of Energy demanding information on DOE officials’ participation in climate change conferences and activities caused anxiety within the workforce and provoked angry reactions from partisans on the other side of the issue. Less publicized were the Trump Team’s questions and directives to other Departments and…

Trump Congratulatory Call with Putin

“Donald Fredovich Trumpsky, congratulations on your marvelous victory!” “Thanks Vladimir.” “America is the land of Manafort Destiny, isn’t that your expression? I like it; it conveys that is predestined and also militaristic.” “And I intend to restore that to America.” “You are a lot like me, my friend.” “Thanks.  I owe you a great deal.”…

Trump About to Become the First Hippie President

Donald Trump is set to become the first hippie president — a long-haired, draft dodging, moral-less practitioner of free love.  He embodies the twin hippie credos of “Do it if it feels good,” and “Don’t trust the Establishment,” and the Republicans now embrace him.  When did the Republican Party become the touchy-feely party?  They used…

Trump First Day in Office

“A lot of people are saying they know what I’m going to do my first day in office.  They don’t.  I do.  Only I do.  But now, I’m gonna let you have a peek at my to do list, the things I want to accomplish in my first day as President of the United States…