Given the manic ravings that Donald Trump has posted on Twitter, many people have wondered whether he would tone it down if he were elected President.  Fat Chance.  Here is an inside look into the types of Tweets we can expect from @realPresidentTrump.  Happily, Twitter has apparently waived the 140 character limit for the new President, so some of these may be a bit longer than your typical Tweet today.

“Of course THE WALL is good for American business. That’s why they call it Wall Street!!!”

“Some say my Cabinet, filled with old white men, looks like the Politburo.  I’ll take that as a compliment.  The top Soviets were REAL LEADERS!!”

“Just learned the launch codes today — VERY EXCITING!!! Thought they’d be more complicated than ‘1-2-3-4’, though.  Looks like someone left the original manufacturer’s code intact!  OOPS!!  Now on to appointing a special prosecutor to go after Crooked Hillary for mishandling classified information!”

“Appointed Julian Assange as Press Secretary.  He was SO GRATEFUL for the full Presidential Pardon I gave him.  He said he thought he’d die if he had to eat one more empanada at the Ecuadorian Embassy.  I don’t think I’ll be in close quarters with him for a while!!!”

“I’m meeting with Putin today.  I’m SO EXCITED!!  What should I wear?  How should I do my hair???”

“Haha, those poor losers who thought I would ‘take on’ the banks and Wall St. firms on behalf of the little guy!! I’ll only take on those who turned me down for loans when I was in financial ruin. It’s a good day for Russian and Chinese banks, though!!”

“I just met with Andrea Merkel, Germany’s President.  I gotta tell ya, folks, she’s no Claudia Schiffer or Heidi Klum.  Only a 2 or 3 — AT BEST!! SAD!!”

“As soon as I find out what tax breaks I can exploit for the benefit of the country, I’ll have this deficit wiped out in short order. ”  All the losses the federal government racked up the past 16 years, we should pay no taxes for the next century!!”

“Just signed an Executive Order to change the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of OFFENSE.  NO MORE will we be back on our heels just playing DEFENSE, folks!! Time to go on the OFFENSIVE!!  I’m the most offensive President in the history of our country!! Some would say the WORLD!!!

“We’ve got to take care of our Vets.  And by ‘take care of,’ I mean MOCK THEM for being killed, wounded or captured!  Sort of like, you’ve got to ‘take care of’ that roach problem in your kitchen!”

“Speaker Ryan looks like Eddie Munster, doesn’t he?  I humiliated him just to show who’s boss!! I’m going to throw him in prison soon.  Then he’ll know he is not running a ‘co-equal’ branch of government — unless he thinks the Capitol Policy are a match for the Marines I’m gonna send after him.”

“Sometimes I get so mesmerized by the sound of my own voice, I lose my train of thought.  It’s a great voice, truly ONE OF THE BEST OF ALL TIME!  You know, a lot of people said I should have been a night time DJ, it’s so smooth and hypnotizing.”

“A lot of people say I only hire beautiful women.  NOT TRUE!! Look at my Chief of Staff, Kellyanne Conway.  She looks like Iggy Pop in a blonde wig!”

“So DISAPPOINTED in the Lincoln Bedroom! It’s so basic.  When I hear ‘Lincoln,’ I think ‘Luxury’!  Ford should sue!

“Diligently preparing for my summit with Putin and the Chinese President — I think his name is Kung Pao Foo or something like that.  I’m not happy with a few of the jokes Colbert did in his monologue last night.  Some of the shots he took at me were WAY OFF THE MARK!!  His delivery is stiff!! Liked his views much better on the Colbert Show!!”

“Just imposed trade sanctions on Mexico.  Will use the revenues to build THE WALL, ergo, they pay for the wall.  I’ll stiff the workers building THE WALL as well — they’re mostly Mexicans, so they’re paying for it too!!”