While pundits try to figure out the reason for the big Cruz win in Wisconsin (“You can’t Spell ‘Wisconsin’ without ‘Win'”), the answer may lie with his clever responses to the League of Voters questionnaire.

Favorite Cheese:  Muenster.

Favorite TV Show: Green Acres .  I know what Donald’s is — “We Love Fortune!” with Vanna White(s) only.

College Activity: Master Debater.

Biggest Accomplishment in Public Life: Calling Mitch McConnell a liar on the floor of the Senate.

Biggest Doubt: If Mitch McConnell asserts that the Senate should not confirm a Supreme Court nominee until a Republican is elected president, and I agree with him, and he is always wrong, does that mean I’m wrong?

Favorite Airline:  United — they named their cheap version “TED,” and even gave me the idea for my TrusTed logo, with their UniTed branding.

Favorite Law:  The one that says that anyone who escapes from Cuba and sets foot on American soil is entitled to stay here for life — and there is no similar law regarding Mexico, El Salvador, or any other Latin American country, so those illegal aliens should be stopped at the border!

If I couldn’t be President, I would be a: Carnival barker. 

Favorite Actor: Tom Cruise.  Glad there is a “Cruz” that people think is crazier than me!

Favorite Actress: Penelope Cruz

Favorite Movie:  Mr. Smith Goes to Washington — People say I remind them of Jimmy Stewart in that movie, waging a one-man battle against a corrupt system.  What people?  Young and old alike — my mom and dad and my wife and my kids.

Favorite Song:  Born to Run.  Because I was.

Most Important Influence:  My mother — she’s given me the opportunity to run for the highest office in two countries.  I picked the U.S. because the field is weaker.